By: David Matthews
Hidden agenda
Police in Austria aren't sure what's stranger: the fact that
a 52-year-old man tried to rob a bank disguised as a woman, or that he was
caught by two guys on a lawn mower.
The cross-dressing thief took a gun into the
Attnang-Puchheim bank and left with over $11,000 (US). He might have gotten
away, too, if a pair of brave citizens hadn't noticed what happened. Together
the men jumped on a riding mower and began chasing after the robber. Perhaps
impeded by his choice of clothing, the transgender crook was eventually caught
by the men and held until police arrived.
The thief is suspected of being involved in the robberies of
two other local banks that were knocked over by a ballerina and Aquaman.
What a pain
Rush hour might be more than just a pain in the neck. A
British study recently found that many people's back problems are directly
related to the amount of time they spend in the car.
A good way to
avoid this, the study said, is to practice good posture in the car. Sitting
incorrectly on the way to work can place twice as much pressure on your back
than standing with bad posture for the same amount of time.
Besides relaxing, properly adjusting your seat and avoiding
tight clothes while driving, the study suggested clenching your buttocks during
traffic jams along with side bends and shoulder shrugs in order to avoid back
pain.
Touch and go
In Japan, claims of groping aren't limited to elections.
Female subway passengers in Osaka and Tokyo have complained so often of regular
groping, the city is now offering a women-only car on each of its trains.
The problem still isn't fixed, though. Many argue that
reserving one car for women causes overcrowding in the others. What's more,
women stuck riding in the mixed cars worry about giving the impression that
they don't mind being groped.
Strange signs
Police are looking for a man in Leesburg, Va., after a
puzzling incident at the local Department of Motor Vehicles.
A DMV employee was approached by the man a few weeks ago to
have his license application processed. When the employee asked for proof of
address, the man calmly handed her a postcard photo of a banana being shot by a
bullet. Under the photo he had printed "banana=DMV." The man then
quietly walked out of the DMV office.
Several DMV employees chased after the man, but he was
nowhere in sight. What they did find, however, was bananas scattered all around
the DMV parking lot.
Investigators believe the man was unhappy about an earlier
denied application.
Tips from the road
If you're pulled over by the police for an obvious traffic
violation, you can sometimes avoid the cost of an expensive ticket by telling
the officer that you're a celebrity. The trick, though, is to pose as a
celebrity who is roughly your age.
A drunken driver in Holland didn't think his story through
before he told police that he was Pope John Paul II. Police were tipped off by
the fact that the man was 30 years younger than the pope and lacked the
pontiff's heavy Polish accent.
Still, the man insisted he was the pope and refused to
cooperate with police. Eventually the pope's son, who was in the passenger
seat, managed to get his dad out of the car to face his earthly authority. The
pope was arrested after failing a breathalyzer test.
The Urinator
When you think of two great tastes that taste great
together, restrooms and racing probably don't immediately come to mind.
But that's not the case in Virginia City, Nev., which hosted
the fifth annual Outhouse Races last month. Twenty-two outhouses competed down
the main drag of the city for the coveted Royal Flush Trophy.
But qualifying isn't easy. The outhouses had to be at least
6 ft tall, weigh 200 lb, contain a toilet and toilet paper and have no more
than three people pushing. Motors, sails, dog teams and gas-assisted propulsion
were prohibited.
Kevin Moore, who raced the "Flaming Butt Hut," put
the weekend in perspective. "I can bring my own refrigerator and own beer
and drink in the street and not get arrested like in Reno," he told the
Associated Press.
