In your face
You learn to expect a few things when you drive on one of
Germany's autobahns. Flying underpants isn't one of them.
It seems that back in July, a van full of naked men thought
it would be funny to throw their clothing at other vehicles. So as they passed a
Volkswagen Passat, one of the men threw his underwear into the car. It wasn't
so funny, though, when they landed on the driver's face, blocking his view and
causing him to ram into the rear end of the truck ahead of him. (OK, that is
No one was hurt, but police are still hunting for the naked
Go, bar racer!
A man was arrested last month in
Reno, Nev., for doing 35 mph. On a bar stool.
Police spotted the 22-year-old
on his motorized stool being chased by a woman in a black Mustang. When they
were both pulled over, the man explained that he had just purchased the bar
stool, complete with 110cc gasoline-powered motor and three wheels, a week
before. The woman claimed she recognized the stool as one that had been stolen
from her three weeks earlier and wanted it back.
Believe it or not, motorized bar
stools are used for more than just racing from your beer to the restroom and
back again. It's actually a competitive sport dating back to the '60s. There's
even a National Organized Barstool Racing Association you can contact if you're
interested in building your own regulation stool.
Tips from the road
If you're caught driving under
the influence, try confessing immediately before the police have a chance to
run any sobriety tests. Then at your trial, claim your confession is invalid
because you were drunk at the time.
It sounds crazy, but that's what
a Norwegian man did back in July and he was acquitted. Even though he signed
his confession six hours after he was arrested, he claimed it was invalid
because he was still intoxicated at the time. A local court cleared him of any
charges because police had no other proof that he was drunk.
If you see a trunk on the road
in India, it probably isn't a fallen tree or lost luggage.
India's capital city, New Delhi,
is home to 30 privately owned elephants that are used to do commercial work.
This often involves the elephants' walking alongside traffic at late hours,
sometimes in extreme weather conditions.
As a result, accidents occur
because drivers don't see the elephants. There have been three accidents
involving four elephants in just the last two years. yes">
So the Wildlife Trust of India
has stepped in and provided reflectors for owners to use on their elephants'
backsides. One owner said, "Now I am not scared, even if my elephant has
to be on the roads at night."
Only as old as you steal
Would you be concerned if you
saw a man in his 90s driving a car? You should be if it's J.L. Hunter
"Red" Rountree. The 91-year-old Texan was just caught driving away
from his third bank robbery in five years.
Red walked into a First American
Bank branch in Abilene, Texas, last month and demanded money from a teller. To
avoid any confusion, he also passed the teller a large envelope with
"ROBBERY" written on it.
With the money in hand, Red took
off in his car and headed home. Fortunately, a witness was able to get his
license plate number and alert police. They picked up Red just 30 minutes later
on U.S. 84. Police said the car was easy to find since it was the only one
doing 30 mph on the highway with the left blinker on.
When they talk about
"affirmative action" at the Southern Home Improvement Center in
Chalmette, La., they're not talking about equal opportunity.
That's because the store is
actually owned by the New Christian Crusade Church and is the secret
headquarters of the Christian Defense League, a white-supremacist group that
publishes and distributes hate literature behind the facade of the home
Or at least it was a secret
until a motorist lost control of his car, smashed into the brick storefront and
came to rest amid stacks of racist books and pamphlets. Police say no one was
hurt, due largely to the fact that most of the church members were away
protesting the new line of dark-chocolate Hershey's Kisses.